A bar in Alabama

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A bar in Alabama
A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine.
All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
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The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us.
 
I live very close to Alabama, and I do most of my work there. I would have to say this is true... LOL

In fact I think I may be ben to this bar once or twice.
 
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