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MY NOOKIES DAYS ARE OVER
MY PILOT LIGHT IS OUT
WHAT USED TO BE MY PRIDE AND JOY
IS NOW MY WATER SPOUT
TIME WAS WHEN ON ITS OWN ACCORD
FROM MY TROSERS IT WOULD SPRING
BUT NOW I HAVE A FULL TIME JOB
TO FIND THE FRIGGIN THING
IT USED TO BE EMBARRISING,
THE WAY IT WOULD BEHAVE
FOR EVERY SINGLE MORNING
IT WOULD STAND AND WATCH ME SHAVE
NOW AS OLD AGE APPROACHES
IT SURE GIVES ME THE BLUES
TO SEE IT HANG ITS LITTLE HEAD
AND WATCH ME TIE MY SHOES?
MY PILOT LIGHT IS OUT
WHAT USED TO BE MY PRIDE AND JOY
IS NOW MY WATER SPOUT
TIME WAS WHEN ON ITS OWN ACCORD
FROM MY TROSERS IT WOULD SPRING
BUT NOW I HAVE A FULL TIME JOB
TO FIND THE FRIGGIN THING
IT USED TO BE EMBARRISING,
THE WAY IT WOULD BEHAVE
FOR EVERY SINGLE MORNING
IT WOULD STAND AND WATCH ME SHAVE
NOW AS OLD AGE APPROACHES
IT SURE GIVES ME THE BLUES
TO SEE IT HANG ITS LITTLE HEAD
AND WATCH ME TIE MY SHOES?