dam lawyers are at it again
A very successful attorney parked his brand new Lexus in front
of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a
truck came along too closely and completely tore off the driver's
door.
Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the
accident and pulled up behind the Lexus with his lights flashing.
Before
the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming
hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just purchased the day before,
was completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how any car body
shop tried to make it new again.
After the lawyer finally wound down
from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how
materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions
that you neglect the most import ant things in life."
"How can you say
such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you even
realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit
you!"
"OH, MY GOD!!!" screamed the lawyer.
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"My Rolex !!
A very successful attorney parked his brand new Lexus in front
of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a
truck came along too closely and completely tore off the driver's
door.
Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the
accident and pulled up behind the Lexus with his lights flashing.
Before
the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming
hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just purchased the day before,
was completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how any car body
shop tried to make it new again.
After the lawyer finally wound down
from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how
materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions
that you neglect the most import ant things in life."
"How can you say
such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you even
realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit
you!"
"OH, MY GOD!!!" screamed the lawyer.
(keep reading)
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"My Rolex !!