Donkey Raffle trinidadian
Jonsey buy a donkey from Ramsingh, a old farmer pardner, for $300.
Ramsingh agree to deliver the donkey the next day.
Next day, Ramsingh drive up and said, "Sorry Jonsey, but I have some bad news.
The donkey dead."
"Well gie me back meh money," said Jonsey.
"Worse news boy, I went and spen it already."
"OK, then. Just unload the donkey."
"Wha yuh go wid him?" asked Ramsingh.
"You doh worry, I go raffle him.""You cyar raffle a dead donkey.
Yuh mad or what!"
"Who say so....you makin joke. Watch me. I ent tellin nobody he dead,"said Jonsey..
A month later Ramsingh bounce up Jonsey in the market.
"Jonsey, wha happen with yuh dead donkey boy?"
Jonsey replied, "Ah raffle him off nuh. Ah sell 500 hundred tickets at 5 dollars and ah rake in $2,500.00"
"Nobody eh make noise?" "Only de fella who win.
So ah gie him back he five dollars!"
Jonsey buy a donkey from Ramsingh, a old farmer pardner, for $300.
Ramsingh agree to deliver the donkey the next day.
Next day, Ramsingh drive up and said, "Sorry Jonsey, but I have some bad news.
The donkey dead."
"Well gie me back meh money," said Jonsey.
"Worse news boy, I went and spen it already."
"OK, then. Just unload the donkey."
"Wha yuh go wid him?" asked Ramsingh.
"You doh worry, I go raffle him.""You cyar raffle a dead donkey.
Yuh mad or what!"
"Who say so....you makin joke. Watch me. I ent tellin nobody he dead,"said Jonsey..
A month later Ramsingh bounce up Jonsey in the market.
"Jonsey, wha happen with yuh dead donkey boy?"
Jonsey replied, "Ah raffle him off nuh. Ah sell 500 hundred tickets at 5 dollars and ah rake in $2,500.00"
"Nobody eh make noise?" "Only de fella who win.
So ah gie him back he five dollars!"