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A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to Britain so that they can see their own doctor.
I've just fitted strobe lights in the bedroom, It makes the wife look like she's moving during s*x.
Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it would be just like winning the lottery! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching balls!
A Muslim has died whilst training to be a Skydiver. The "British National Party school of diving" said they had no idea why his snorkel and flippers did not open.
Such an unfair world:- When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered s*xual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man it's £2.50/min (charges may vary)
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Just booked a table for Valentines Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though; she's crap at snooker.
Got a new Jack Russell pup today, he's mainly black and brown with just a small white area. I've called him London.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's probably Spam.
They say that s*x is the best form of exercise. Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to shift this beer belly.
I've just fitted strobe lights in the bedroom, It makes the wife look like she's moving during s*x.
Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it would be just like winning the lottery! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching balls!
A Muslim has died whilst training to be a Skydiver. The "British National Party school of diving" said they had no idea why his snorkel and flippers did not open.
Such an unfair world:- When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered s*xual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man it's £2.50/min (charges may vary)
.
Just booked a table for Valentines Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though; she's crap at snooker.
Got a new Jack Russell pup today, he's mainly black and brown with just a small white area. I've called him London.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's probably Spam.
They say that s*x is the best form of exercise. Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to shift this beer belly.