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A man received the following text from his neighbour:
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to
confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not
around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no
excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my
sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his
gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to
confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not
around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no
excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my
sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his
gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".