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5:00 am Dobie Gillis THE RICHEST SQUIRREL IN TOWN
Maynard can't convince anyone that a squirrel and not he stole a roll of money from Mr. Pomfritt's desk drawer.
5:30 am Gomer Pyle THE JET SET
Gomer accidentally takes a wrong turn on his way downtown and winds up on a round trip jet flight to Rome.
6:00 am The Beverly Hillbillies THE GREAT COOK-OFF
Even though the Clampetts are enjoying Maria’s cooking, Granny is upset that there is another cook in her kitchen. She wants Maria to leave, and Jed knows Maria leaving is the best thing to make everything alright. Though, Jethro is in love with Maria, hoping to marry her. Jane figures out a way to get Maria in good with Granny. She arranges a meeting between the two cooks, and Jane tells Maria to answer Yes to everything.
6:30 am The Beverly Hillbillies BONNIE, FLATT, AND SCRUGGS
The Clampetts are preparing for Lester and Gladys Flatt and Earl Scruggs' visit, not knowing they are doing promotional shots for the movie “Bonnie and Clyde.” But when they find out, the Clampetts start taking interest. Jethro and Elly borrow Lester and Gladys’ Bonnie and Clyde costumes and scare Dyrsdale. When he finds out, he decides to play a prank on Cratchit, an accountant. Two cops arrest him, thinking he is actually a gangster.
7:00 am Petticoat Junction THE LADY DOCTOR
Doc Stuart's new associate turns out to be an attractive woman, which seems to displease everyone in Hooterville.
7:30 am My Three Sons MY WIFE THE WAITRESS
For their fourth week wedding anniversary, Katie decides to earn some money for an expensive gift for Robbie by taking a one week job as a tea-room waitress. Robbie lunches at the tea-room and finds Katie, who has taken over as a last-minute replacement for the cigarette girl, in an abbreviated costume.
8:00 am I Love Lucy Never Do Biz With Friends
The Ricardos sell their old washing machine to the Mertzes for $35. When it breaks down the next day, the Mertzes want out of the deal. A tug-of-war ensues, however, when the Mertzes want the machine back after a repairman offers them $50 for it.
8:30 am I Love Lucy The Girls Go Into Business
Lucy and Ethel are all set to go into business when they buy a new dress shop. But what to call it? Ethelu's? Lucyeth's? Unfortunately, naming the shop isn't their only problem when they are unable to sell any dresses and must sell the shop.
9:00 am Perry Mason The Gallant Grafter
Corporate intrigue is the backdrop of this episode when embezzling accountant Robert Doniger is murdered and Edward Nelson is charged with his murder.
10:00 am Cannon A DEADLY QUIET TOWN
The parents of a teen girl hire Cannon when they discover a charismatic young man is trying to lure their daughter into a cult.
11:00 am Streets of San Francisco Rampage
A team of angry fathers, who are fed up with crime in their neighborhood, take a vigilante approach at solving the problem. During one of their rampages, a police informant is killed and the murder is blamed on the group. The murder leads to a narcotics ring, and Stone and Keller have to try to link the crimes together.
12:00 pm Gunsmoke Snow Train, Part 1
Matt is trapped with passengers on a train by the Souix who are looking for two men who sold poison whiskey on the Reservation.
1:00 pm Bonanza Check Rein
An injured rancher, who has enlisted the aid of the Cartwrights to buy back one of his horses after his farm is foreclosed, must avoid getting killed by his ruthless uncle, who will stop at nothing to gain full control of the ranch.
2:00 pm The Big Valley Guilt Matt Bentell
The barkleys learn that the man they have hired to run their logging operations was the commandant of a notorious civil war prisoner-of-war camp, one in which heath was a prisoner.
3:00 pm Rawhide INCIDENT AT SUGAR CREEK
When one of the drovers, Sam Garrett is injured on the trail, Rowdy takes him to a nearby town called Sugar Creek. But the town doctor refuses to treat him and Sam may die.
4:00 pm Hawaii Five-O THE DIAMOND THAT NOBODY STOLE
A burglary at the home of a well known island family sets off a series of events that ends in murder.
5:00 pm Hogan's Heroes Heil Kling
Hogan is hiding a defecting German officer, and convinces Klink that the latter, who looks like Schultz, is really Hitler in disguise.
5:30 pm Hogan's Heroes Killer Klink
Hogan uses an incredibly original ruse to get Schultz a week's furlough in Heidelberg. While there, Schultz is to deliver needed radio parts to the Underground.
6:00 pm M*A*S*H The Trial of Henry Blake
Majors Houlihan and Burns press charges against Colonel Blake to get him arrested and put Frank in charge, and put Hawkeye and Trapper under arrest so that they can't help Henry. Fortunately for Henry, they escape, and with the aid of Meg Cratty come to the rescue.
6:30 pm M*A*S*H Dear Dad... Three
Once more Hawkeye writes home to his father: the doctors operate on a soldier with a grenade shot into his body; Hawkeye and Trapper colour the skin of a racist patient, who demanded the right colour blood, while he is asleep; Henry gets a movie of his daughters birthday from home; the officers hold the monthly staff meeting.
7:00 pm The Mary Tyler Moore Show Once I Had a Secret Love
Lou has a fling with Sue Ann, and then moves mountains to try to keep his co-workers from finding out.
7:30 pm Dick Van Dyke The Curious Thing About Women
Laura thinks an episode of The Alan Brady show was written about her. Rob teaches her a lesson.
8:00 pm The Bob Newhart Show A Crime Most Foul
Bob turns amateur detective when he believes that his expensive tape recorder has been stolen.
8:30 pm Cheers DARK IMAGININGS
After trying (and failing) to hit on a pretty female customer, Sam feels like he is over the hill and challenges Woody to a racquetball game. Unfortunately Sam ends up hurting himself and has to take a trip to the hospital.
9:00 pm M*A*S*H 38 Across
Befuddled by a crossword puzzle, Hawkeye persuades his old friend Tippy Brooks, a whiz at puzzles, brought to camp. Tippy arrives with his commanding officer Admiral Prescot, thinking it's a medical emergency. Having scrubbed up and helped out with the wounded they provided the needed solution to the puzzle.
9:30 pm The Honeymooners Pardon My Glove
Alice is getting the apartment re-decorated for free but Ralph thinks she's two-timing him.
10:00 pm The Twilight Zone IN PRAISE OF PIP
An alcoholic bookie regrets that he wasn't a better father to his son, Pip, critically wounded in South Vietnam. A visit to an amusement park gives them both a second chance.
10:30 pm Perry Mason The Drowning Duck
Donald Briggs is an unscrupulous private investigator hired by Clyde Waters to uncover information about Marv Adams, his daughter's fiance. Briggs learned that Marv Adams' father was Ben Devereaux who was convicted of murder 18 years ago. Donald Briggs is trying to blackmail Clyde Waters and Martha Norris in return for keeping silent about certain facts regarding the Devereaux case.
11:30 pm The Untouchables The Silent Partner
Chicago, March 2, 1932. The hottest nightspot in town is the Club Tunisian, owned by gangster Pete Kalik, who built it up from a small speak. Ness and Lee Hobson show up, but not to see gorgeous singer Mavis Carroll-- they had gotten an anonymous phone tip earlier.
12:30 am Marshal Dillon Never Pester Chester
When Matt sends Chester out to handle a rowdy couple of cow pokers, Chester ends up nearly dead. Matt is so guilt ridden he vows to find the men who did it and make them pay.
1:00 am 12 O' Clock High The Mission
Savage and the piccadilly lily are given a special mission to bomb an oil line in the saar valley.
2:00 am Combat! BREAKOUT
Saunders' squad has orders to destroy any equipment that the Germans could use, especially to rebuild the road. A French sniper pins them down in a quarry to prevent them from destroying his contruction equipment.
3:00 am Rawhide INCIDENT OF THE SLAVEMASTER
Mrs. Bradley pulls a gun on Victor Laurier and wants to know where her husband is. She knows he isn't dead. Victor was in charge of a POW camp. At the end of the war Victor says he sent 27 union soldiers and three guards, one his son east, but they never reached their destination. Mrs. Bradley got a letter from her husband four years after he was supposed to have died.
4:00 am Marshal Dillon Fingered
Jim Cobb comes to town to marry a woman from back East. Hank accuses Jim of murdering his first wife then of murdering his second wife. Hank doesn't like Jim because Jim got a claim on some land before him.
4:30 am Marshal Dillon How to Kill a Woman
When a man is murdered on a stagecoach, the stagecoach driver thinks that there might some connection between the stagecoach station manager (Jesse Daggett) and the stagecoach robber (Nate Pilcher).
Band = C
Transponder = 3853(H)
All times in Central
5:00 am Dobie Gillis THE RICHEST SQUIRREL IN TOWN
Maynard can't convince anyone that a squirrel and not he stole a roll of money from Mr. Pomfritt's desk drawer.
5:30 am Gomer Pyle THE JET SET
Gomer accidentally takes a wrong turn on his way downtown and winds up on a round trip jet flight to Rome.
6:00 am The Beverly Hillbillies THE GREAT COOK-OFF
Even though the Clampetts are enjoying Maria’s cooking, Granny is upset that there is another cook in her kitchen. She wants Maria to leave, and Jed knows Maria leaving is the best thing to make everything alright. Though, Jethro is in love with Maria, hoping to marry her. Jane figures out a way to get Maria in good with Granny. She arranges a meeting between the two cooks, and Jane tells Maria to answer Yes to everything.
6:30 am The Beverly Hillbillies BONNIE, FLATT, AND SCRUGGS
The Clampetts are preparing for Lester and Gladys Flatt and Earl Scruggs' visit, not knowing they are doing promotional shots for the movie “Bonnie and Clyde.” But when they find out, the Clampetts start taking interest. Jethro and Elly borrow Lester and Gladys’ Bonnie and Clyde costumes and scare Dyrsdale. When he finds out, he decides to play a prank on Cratchit, an accountant. Two cops arrest him, thinking he is actually a gangster.
7:00 am Petticoat Junction THE LADY DOCTOR
Doc Stuart's new associate turns out to be an attractive woman, which seems to displease everyone in Hooterville.
7:30 am My Three Sons MY WIFE THE WAITRESS
For their fourth week wedding anniversary, Katie decides to earn some money for an expensive gift for Robbie by taking a one week job as a tea-room waitress. Robbie lunches at the tea-room and finds Katie, who has taken over as a last-minute replacement for the cigarette girl, in an abbreviated costume.
8:00 am I Love Lucy Never Do Biz With Friends
The Ricardos sell their old washing machine to the Mertzes for $35. When it breaks down the next day, the Mertzes want out of the deal. A tug-of-war ensues, however, when the Mertzes want the machine back after a repairman offers them $50 for it.
8:30 am I Love Lucy The Girls Go Into Business
Lucy and Ethel are all set to go into business when they buy a new dress shop. But what to call it? Ethelu's? Lucyeth's? Unfortunately, naming the shop isn't their only problem when they are unable to sell any dresses and must sell the shop.
9:00 am Perry Mason The Gallant Grafter
Corporate intrigue is the backdrop of this episode when embezzling accountant Robert Doniger is murdered and Edward Nelson is charged with his murder.
10:00 am Cannon A DEADLY QUIET TOWN
The parents of a teen girl hire Cannon when they discover a charismatic young man is trying to lure their daughter into a cult.
11:00 am Streets of San Francisco Rampage
A team of angry fathers, who are fed up with crime in their neighborhood, take a vigilante approach at solving the problem. During one of their rampages, a police informant is killed and the murder is blamed on the group. The murder leads to a narcotics ring, and Stone and Keller have to try to link the crimes together.
12:00 pm Gunsmoke Snow Train, Part 1
Matt is trapped with passengers on a train by the Souix who are looking for two men who sold poison whiskey on the Reservation.
1:00 pm Bonanza Check Rein
An injured rancher, who has enlisted the aid of the Cartwrights to buy back one of his horses after his farm is foreclosed, must avoid getting killed by his ruthless uncle, who will stop at nothing to gain full control of the ranch.
2:00 pm The Big Valley Guilt Matt Bentell
The barkleys learn that the man they have hired to run their logging operations was the commandant of a notorious civil war prisoner-of-war camp, one in which heath was a prisoner.
3:00 pm Rawhide INCIDENT AT SUGAR CREEK
When one of the drovers, Sam Garrett is injured on the trail, Rowdy takes him to a nearby town called Sugar Creek. But the town doctor refuses to treat him and Sam may die.
4:00 pm Hawaii Five-O THE DIAMOND THAT NOBODY STOLE
A burglary at the home of a well known island family sets off a series of events that ends in murder.
5:00 pm Hogan's Heroes Heil Kling
Hogan is hiding a defecting German officer, and convinces Klink that the latter, who looks like Schultz, is really Hitler in disguise.
5:30 pm Hogan's Heroes Killer Klink
Hogan uses an incredibly original ruse to get Schultz a week's furlough in Heidelberg. While there, Schultz is to deliver needed radio parts to the Underground.
6:00 pm M*A*S*H The Trial of Henry Blake
Majors Houlihan and Burns press charges against Colonel Blake to get him arrested and put Frank in charge, and put Hawkeye and Trapper under arrest so that they can't help Henry. Fortunately for Henry, they escape, and with the aid of Meg Cratty come to the rescue.
6:30 pm M*A*S*H Dear Dad... Three
Once more Hawkeye writes home to his father: the doctors operate on a soldier with a grenade shot into his body; Hawkeye and Trapper colour the skin of a racist patient, who demanded the right colour blood, while he is asleep; Henry gets a movie of his daughters birthday from home; the officers hold the monthly staff meeting.
7:00 pm The Mary Tyler Moore Show Once I Had a Secret Love
Lou has a fling with Sue Ann, and then moves mountains to try to keep his co-workers from finding out.
7:30 pm Dick Van Dyke The Curious Thing About Women
Laura thinks an episode of The Alan Brady show was written about her. Rob teaches her a lesson.
8:00 pm The Bob Newhart Show A Crime Most Foul
Bob turns amateur detective when he believes that his expensive tape recorder has been stolen.
8:30 pm Cheers DARK IMAGININGS
After trying (and failing) to hit on a pretty female customer, Sam feels like he is over the hill and challenges Woody to a racquetball game. Unfortunately Sam ends up hurting himself and has to take a trip to the hospital.
9:00 pm M*A*S*H 38 Across
Befuddled by a crossword puzzle, Hawkeye persuades his old friend Tippy Brooks, a whiz at puzzles, brought to camp. Tippy arrives with his commanding officer Admiral Prescot, thinking it's a medical emergency. Having scrubbed up and helped out with the wounded they provided the needed solution to the puzzle.
9:30 pm The Honeymooners Pardon My Glove
Alice is getting the apartment re-decorated for free but Ralph thinks she's two-timing him.
10:00 pm The Twilight Zone IN PRAISE OF PIP
An alcoholic bookie regrets that he wasn't a better father to his son, Pip, critically wounded in South Vietnam. A visit to an amusement park gives them both a second chance.
10:30 pm Perry Mason The Drowning Duck
Donald Briggs is an unscrupulous private investigator hired by Clyde Waters to uncover information about Marv Adams, his daughter's fiance. Briggs learned that Marv Adams' father was Ben Devereaux who was convicted of murder 18 years ago. Donald Briggs is trying to blackmail Clyde Waters and Martha Norris in return for keeping silent about certain facts regarding the Devereaux case.
11:30 pm The Untouchables The Silent Partner
Chicago, March 2, 1932. The hottest nightspot in town is the Club Tunisian, owned by gangster Pete Kalik, who built it up from a small speak. Ness and Lee Hobson show up, but not to see gorgeous singer Mavis Carroll-- they had gotten an anonymous phone tip earlier.
12:30 am Marshal Dillon Never Pester Chester
When Matt sends Chester out to handle a rowdy couple of cow pokers, Chester ends up nearly dead. Matt is so guilt ridden he vows to find the men who did it and make them pay.
1:00 am 12 O' Clock High The Mission
Savage and the piccadilly lily are given a special mission to bomb an oil line in the saar valley.
2:00 am Combat! BREAKOUT
Saunders' squad has orders to destroy any equipment that the Germans could use, especially to rebuild the road. A French sniper pins them down in a quarry to prevent them from destroying his contruction equipment.
3:00 am Rawhide INCIDENT OF THE SLAVEMASTER
Mrs. Bradley pulls a gun on Victor Laurier and wants to know where her husband is. She knows he isn't dead. Victor was in charge of a POW camp. At the end of the war Victor says he sent 27 union soldiers and three guards, one his son east, but they never reached their destination. Mrs. Bradley got a letter from her husband four years after he was supposed to have died.
4:00 am Marshal Dillon Fingered
Jim Cobb comes to town to marry a woman from back East. Hank accuses Jim of murdering his first wife then of murdering his second wife. Hank doesn't like Jim because Jim got a claim on some land before him.
4:30 am Marshal Dillon How to Kill a Woman
When a man is murdered on a stagecoach, the stagecoach driver thinks that there might some connection between the stagecoach station manager (Jesse Daggett) and the stagecoach robber (Nate Pilcher).
