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The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher,
> in town.
>
> Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that
> he was marrying a 'mail order' bride.
>
> Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the
> rumor was true.
>
> Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom
> the age of his new bride to be.
>
> Tom proudly said, 'She'll be twenty-one in November.'
>
> Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see
> that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be
> satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.
>
> Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.
> Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.
>
> About four months later, the
> banker ran into Tom in town again.
>
> 'How's the new wife?', asked the banker.
>
> Tom proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.'
>
> The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued,'And how's the hired hand?'
>
> Without hesitating, Tom said, 'She's pregnant too.'
>
>
> Don't ever underestimate old guys.
> in town.
>
> Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that
> he was marrying a 'mail order' bride.
>
> Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the
> rumor was true.
>
> Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom
> the age of his new bride to be.
>
> Tom proudly said, 'She'll be twenty-one in November.'
>
> Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see
> that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be
> satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.
>
> Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.
> Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.
>
> About four months later, the
> banker ran into Tom in town again.
>
> 'How's the new wife?', asked the banker.
>
> Tom proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.'
>
> The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued,'And how's the hired hand?'
>
> Without hesitating, Tom said, 'She's pregnant too.'
>
>
> Don't ever underestimate old guys.