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Ole Svenson's car was hit by a truck in an accident. In court,
the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole.
'Didn't you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?'
asked the lawyer.
Ole responded, 'Vell, I'll tell you vat happened. I had yust
loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into DA...'
'I didn't ask for any details', the lawyer interrupted. 'Just
answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the
accident, 'I'm fine'?
Ole said, 'Vell, I had yust got Bessie into da trailer and I vas
driving down da road.....
The lawyer interrupted again and said, 'Judge, I am trying to
establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this
man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just
fine.
Now several weeks after the accident he is
trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please
tell him to simply answer the Question.'
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Ole's answer
and said to the lawyer, 'I'd like to hear what he has to say
about his favorite mule, Bessie'.
Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Vell, as I vas saying, I
had yust loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into da trailer
and vas driving her down da highvay ven dis huge semi-truck
and trailer ran da stop sign and smacked my truck right in
da side.
I vas trown into one ditch and Bessie vas
trown into da utter ditch. I vas hurting real bad and didn't
vant to move. I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. I
knew she was in terrible shape yust by her groans'.
'Shortly after da accident da Minnesota Highvay
Patrol guy, he came to da scene. He could hear Bessie
moaning and groaning, too, so he vent over to her'.
'After he looked at her and saw her condition, he took out his gun
and shot her right 'tween da ice.
Den DA Patrolman, he came across da road, gun still smoking,
looked at me and said, 'How are you feeling?'
'Now vat da hell vould YOU say?
the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole.
'Didn't you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?'
asked the lawyer.
Ole responded, 'Vell, I'll tell you vat happened. I had yust
loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into DA...'
'I didn't ask for any details', the lawyer interrupted. 'Just
answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the
accident, 'I'm fine'?
Ole said, 'Vell, I had yust got Bessie into da trailer and I vas
driving down da road.....
The lawyer interrupted again and said, 'Judge, I am trying to
establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this
man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just
fine.
Now several weeks after the accident he is
trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please
tell him to simply answer the Question.'
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Ole's answer
and said to the lawyer, 'I'd like to hear what he has to say
about his favorite mule, Bessie'.
Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Vell, as I vas saying, I
had yust loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into da trailer
and vas driving her down da highvay ven dis huge semi-truck
and trailer ran da stop sign and smacked my truck right in
da side.
I vas trown into one ditch and Bessie vas
trown into da utter ditch. I vas hurting real bad and didn't
vant to move. I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. I
knew she was in terrible shape yust by her groans'.
'Shortly after da accident da Minnesota Highvay
Patrol guy, he came to da scene. He could hear Bessie
moaning and groaning, too, so he vent over to her'.
'After he looked at her and saw her condition, he took out his gun
and shot her right 'tween da ice.
Den DA Patrolman, he came across da road, gun still smoking,
looked at me and said, 'How are you feeling?'
'Now vat da hell vould YOU say?