Sign Posted at a Scotland Golf Course

[Razor]

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart

2. Form a loose grip

3. Keep your head down!

4. Avoid a quick back swing

5. Stay out of the water

6. Try not to hit anyone

7. If you are taking too long, let others go ahead of you

8. Don't stand directly in front of others

9. Quiet please...while others are preparing

10. Don't take extra strokes

well done... Now flush the urinal, wash your hands and go outside, and tee off
__________________




Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you ~ you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." -Bob Marley

 

[woofy]

Probably more than a few here who have that sign in the bathroom....Right Colossus...lol