some quick ones
I get on extremely well with the lesbians next door..
They asked me what I would like for my birthday.
I was stunned when they gave me a Rolex.
It was very nice of them,but I think they misunderstood me
when I said, "I wantta watch."
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Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant,
all her female friends rub her tummy and say "congratulations"
but none of them rub your wedding tackle and say "well done"?
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Honestly some folk will take offence at anything.
I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop
and all I asked was"How are you getting on?"
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My missus has just gone into hospital with two black eyes
and a broken jaw.It seems we were on different wavelengths
when she said she wanted decking on the patio.
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I get on extremely well with the lesbians next door..
They asked me what I would like for my birthday.
I was stunned when they gave me a Rolex.
It was very nice of them,but I think they misunderstood me
when I said, "I wantta watch."
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Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant,
all her female friends rub her tummy and say "congratulations"
but none of them rub your wedding tackle and say "well done"?
******************************************
Honestly some folk will take offence at anything.
I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop
and all I asked was"How are you getting on?"
**********************************************
My missus has just gone into hospital with two black eyes
and a broken jaw.It seems we were on different wavelengths
when she said she wanted decking on the patio.
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