Some short Jokes
Last night, my best friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her,
'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
She got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.
She's such a b***h.....
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A little boy asked his mother:
- Mummy, why are you white and I am black?
- Don
Last night, my best friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her,
'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
She got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.
She's such a b***h.....
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A little boy asked his mother:
- Mummy, why are you white and I am black?
- Don