Razor
Legit VIP
He's single . . .
He lives right across the street .
I can see his condo from my deck .
I watched as he got home from work this evening .
I was surprised when he walked across the street, up my driveway and
knocked on my door .
I rushed to open it, he looks at me and says,
"I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good
time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free, I have no plans at all!"
He said, "Great! Could you watch my dog?"
Being a senior citizen, really sucks!
He lives right across the street .
I can see his condo from my deck .
I watched as he got home from work this evening .
I was surprised when he walked across the street, up my driveway and
knocked on my door .
I rushed to open it, he looks at me and says,
"I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good
time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free, I have no plans at all!"
He said, "Great! Could you watch my dog?"
Being a senior citizen, really sucks!