StoneCold
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day and was confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I'd like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
''Go away!'' said the old lady. ''I haven't got any money!'' and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in and pushed the door wide open.''Don't be too hasty! Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.''
With that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet and bragged, "Now if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will eat every bit of the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well, let me get you a fork, buster, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning."
''Go away!'' said the old lady. ''I haven't got any money!'' and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in and pushed the door wide open.''Don't be too hasty! Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.''
With that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet and bragged, "Now if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will eat every bit of the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well, let me get you a fork, buster, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning."