The Scottish christmas Fairy

Razor

Razor

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i am a little fairy on tap o, the christmas tree
its no a joab a fancy weel how wid yi tae be
aw tarted up with tinsel its enough to make
ye boak
an a couple o, jaggy branches rammed
up the back of ma froak

wi, there we lights aw aroon me, a canna
git nae sleep and theres a the yearly visit frea
Santa the big fat creep,

On christmas Day am stuck up here
while you,re aw wirin in
an naebody say Hey your up there
could ya go a slug o gin


its nea joke bein a fairy the joab,s beyond
belief ,to go roonaw the weans beds an lift there
rotten teeth
but o, the a fairy joabs a fairy gits and
av mentioned only some the very worst is
up a tre wi, pine needles up yir bum

whenaw the fairys meet again by the licht
o , a silvery moon ya can tell the christmas
fairys there the wan,s that canne sit doon

the christmas tre ,s a bonnie sight as the
firelightsofly flickers but think o, me am stuck up there

we, needles in ma kn ickers

as soon as exmas time is right by an a stoap bein sae
fu o, cheer
i,ll get awa back tae fairyland an i,ll see yoos a, next yr

by Razor
 
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