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> A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large
> plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every
> once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.Noticing this, a
> policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
>
> "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back
> and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.
>
> "Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money?
> You didn't steal it, did you?"
>
> "Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next
> to a Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in
> my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off.
> Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of
> it?" "So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet,
> with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through
> my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, O.K., buddy! Give
> me $20, or off it comes."
>
> "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck!"
> "Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
>
> "Not everybody pays."
>
> plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every
> once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.Noticing this, a
> policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
>
> "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back
> and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.
>
> "Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money?
> You didn't steal it, did you?"
>
> "Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next
> to a Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in
> my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off.
> Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of
> it?" "So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet,
> with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through
> my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, O.K., buddy! Give
> me $20, or off it comes."
>
> "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck!"
> "Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
>
> "Not everybody pays."
>