What a great doctor
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can
prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart only
good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise.. Everything wear
out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you
extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.
Q:
Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is
distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more
of goodness that way Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!
Q: How can I calculate
my body/fat ratio?
A:
Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two
bodies, your ratio two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of
participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No
pain...good!
Q: Aren't fried foods
bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in
vegetable oil.. In fact, they permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable
be bad for you?!?
Q:
Will
sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You
should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for
me?
A: Are you
crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food
around!
Q: Is swimming good for your
figure?
A: If swimming good for your figure, explain whale
to me..
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is
shape!
Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions
you may have had about food and diets.
Remember:
Life should
NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an
attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Coffee in
one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out
and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"
AND.....
For those of you who
watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health It's a relief
to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The
Mexicans eat a lot of fatand suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red
wineand suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red
wineand suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans..
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can
prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart only
good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise.. Everything wear
out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you
extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.
Q:
Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is
distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more
of goodness that way Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!
Q: How can I calculate
my body/fat ratio?
A:
Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two
bodies, your ratio two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of
participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No
pain...good!
Q: Aren't fried foods
bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in
vegetable oil.. In fact, they permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable
be bad for you?!?
Q:
Will
sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You
should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for
me?
A: Are you
crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food
around!
Q: Is swimming good for your
figure?
A: If swimming good for your figure, explain whale
to me..
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is
shape!
Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions
you may have had about food and diets.
Remember:
Life should
NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an
attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Coffee in
one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out
and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"
AND.....
For those of you who
watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health It's a relief
to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The
Mexicans eat a lot of fatand suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red
wineand suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red
wineand suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans..
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.