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Horoscopes for 04/25/2012

CELEBRITIES BORN ON THIS DAY: Jason Lee, 42; Renee Zellweger, 43; Hank Azaria, 48; Al Pacino, 72.

Happy Birthday: Get serious about your future. Take what you have done in the past and market your skills to better suit the current times. You can secure a position that will allow you to make financial gains and improve your status amongst your colleagues. Praise what others accomplish, but play ruthlessly in order to get ahead. Your numbers are 6, 14, 21, 26, 30, 37, 43.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Communication will enhance your love life. Discussing concerns will allow you to make the changes necessary to build a healthy and strong relationship. Interviews, sharing ideas and working alongside your peers will lead to advancement. 4 stars

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Take action. You need to move forward and take on any challenge with courage and conviction. Your efforts will not go unnoticed and should help you attract the type of support you want. Networking will help you discover important knowledge. 3 stars

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Emotional matters will surface and must be taken care of before they spin out of control. Concerns regarding personal finances will force you to make a choice that will alter the way you do things or how you live your life. 3 stars

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don't wait for others to join in. Make constructive changes. A partnership or proposal is likely to be offered if you are progressive and productive. Once you make up your mind, stick to it, or someone will lose confidence in you. 3 stars

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Being stubborn will hinder you. Work out differences you have with peers or colleagues first, or you will be frowned upon. Your ideas are good, but you have to sell them with charm and prove that you are on the right track. 4 stars

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Don't let personal matters slow you down. Focus on what's important. Learning, improving and accomplishing things that will help you advance should take top priority. Invest in the skills and services you can offer. 2 stars

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Enjoy the company of people who share your interests. A business trip will pay off. Sign up for a course to pick up information or skills that will enable you to diversify what you have to offer. Love is in the stars. 5 stars

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Ask for advice and discuss financial options with someone you trust. You may have to work out an arrangement with someone that will enable you to cut your costs. Creative accounting and budgeting will pay off and strengthen your reputation. 3 stars

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Not everyone will give you trustworthy information. Find out the facts firsthand before you make a move. Changes at home will encourage better relationships with the people you are emotionally or professionally in partnership with. 3 stars

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Keep your thoughts to yourself. Impulsive statements will lead to trouble. Put energy and effort into making improvements to your surroundings and your physical and financial well-being. Action will be far more affective than words. 3 stars

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Make a commitment to the people who count in your life. Steady progress can be made if you set guidelines that will help you stay on course until you reach the finish line. Don't set unrealistic goals. Love and romance are on the rise. 5 stars

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Listen carefully and you will not make a mistake or misinterpret what's being said. It's important to understand what's expected of you and what you will get in return before you make a decision to accept or decline an offer being made. 2 stars

Birthday Baby: You are imaginative, creative and diverse. You are altruistic and scholarly.
 
Horoscopes for 04/26/2012

CELEBRITIES BORN ON THIS DAY: Channing Tatum, 32; Tom Welling, 35; Kevin James, 47; Carol Burnett, 79.

Happy Birthday: Put more emphasis on what you can accomplish. Complaining will not help you gain the confidence of those around you. Strive for stability and greater security, and refuse to let emotional matters impede you or lead you astray. The choices you make now will influence your life for years to come. Your numbers are 8, 17, 20, 25, 33, 44, 47.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Curb your response. You don't want to come across as unpredictable or difficult to deal with. Emotions will be hard to control, and it's important that you lead with charm, grace and good intentions if you want others to respond favorably. 2 stars

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Do something nice for someone you love and you will get something nice in return. Sharing, caring and participating will lead to a host of new opportunities and friendships. Aggressive pursuits will pay off and show your leadership ability. 4 stars

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Do something that will lift your spirits or build your confidence. A personal change to your image or the way you do things will draw positive attention. Avoid emotional situations that can lead to unfounded guilt and unnecessary handouts. 3 stars

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You'll find it hard to keep the peace. Don't let someone's lack of tact pull you into an argument. Take the high road and focus on creative projects that will enhance the way people view you and what you have to offer. 3 stars

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Make changes that enhance your position. You can do things your way if you can prove you have a better strategy in place. Your input will be met with opposition, but if you use a little Leo charm you will win the battle. 3 stars

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You have the knowledge and expertise to turn any situation in your favor. Get busy making things happen instead of just thinking about it. Call in favors from people you have worked with in the past and something interesting will develop. 4 stars

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You'll have plenty to think about and discuss when it comes to personal or professional partnerships. Iron out any problems before you move forward or spend money that can add to your stress. Love is in the stars. 2 stars

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Invest in a plan that allows you to use your skills and knowledge strategically. Networking will lead to an opportunity to expand something you are already interested in pursuing. Don't let someone's jealousy stand between you and your goals. 5 stars

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Put more time and effort into your home, family, and most of all, your love life. It's important that you are on the same page when it comes to personal changes that can alter your lifestyle. Compromise will satisfy everyone involved. 3 stars

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You can learn from someone else's mistake. An investment, residential move or expansion of personal interests will play a positive role in your future plans. Expect someone from your past to have an influence on the choices you make. 3 stars

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Discuss your plans for the future and make lifestyle changes that are conducive to greater security and stabilization. It's up to you to call the shots and make the adjustments required to reach your goals. 3 stars

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Let experience help you make better personal choices. Avoid getting into a no-win situation that ends in a loss of friendship. Reconnect with people you miss or have lost touch with. Express your regrets and your hopes for the future. 5 stars

Birthday Baby: You are sensitive, proud, creative and hardworking. You are a humanitarian.
 
Horoscopes for 04/27/2012

CELEBRITIES BORN ON THIS DAY: William Moseley, 25; Sheena Easton, 53; Ace Frehley, 61; Casey Kasem, 80.

Happy Birthday: Don't take too much time pondering whether to do something. It's vital that you make moves based on your needs if you want to continue to advance. Changing your scenery, making a geographical move or hanging out with new acquaintances will build your confidence and lead you in a better direction. Your numbers are 2, 13, 22, 25, 34, 43, 45.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): One step at a time. Make sure you aren't infringing on someone else's territory before moving forward. Keeping everything out in the open will help you deal with each problem that occurs before it has a chance to escalate. 2 stars

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Focus on your goals, and make sure you haven't left anyone or anything out. Keep your costs low to avoid undue financial stress. Visiting someone who can contribute to your plans will help you do what you want to do with expertise. 4 stars

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You may be talkative, but before you share too much, consider the consequences and whom your conversations will affect. Less said and more done will bring much better results. Showing greater discipline and trust will enhance your reputation. 3 stars

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Keep your life simple and moderate. Don't let anyone aggravate you. Back away from any situation that is unpredictable. Concentrate on what you can do to make your life better. Stand by a trusted friend, and favors will be granted in return. 3 stars

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You've got the knowledge and the pizzazz to make things happen. Don't let anyone stand in your way or cause you grief. Stifle whoever tries to take over. Flaunt what you have to offer and carry your plans through to the end. 3 stars

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Have some fun. Be a participant. Show everyone what you have to offer. Someone entrepreneurial will want to help turn your idea into something substantial. Listen, but don't let matters get too big too fast. 4 stars

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Put your heart on the line. Express your true feelings and let the response you get guide you. A professional change should not upset you. Go with the flow and you will discover that you fit in, no matter what happens around you. 2 stars

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Take time to discover what you have to offer. You are more talented then you give yourself credit for. A partnership that has overwhelmed you must be put in perspective. Realize you have much to offer and you will gain greater control. 5 stars

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Honesty will play a major role in your partnerships. Respect should be your goal. Make a commitment to someone who counts and you will be able to make positive changes that will improve your lifestyle. 3 stars

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Make plans to invite people over for a visit or to discuss the possibility of making a move, renovating your space or improving your home situation. Listen to what's being said, but research thoroughly before making a final decision. 3 stars

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Avoid anyone trying to cause problems for you. Love is on the rise, and attending a social event will enhance your current relationship or bring you in contact with someone you want to get to know better. Don't exaggerate. 3 stars

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Look back at a past incident and you will know how to handle an emotional problem now. Touch base with an old friend, or get involved in a project that will allow you to fulfill goals you shelved long ago. 5 stars
 
Horoscopes for 04/28/2012

CELEBRITIES BORN ON THIS DAY: Jessica Alba, 31; Penelope Cruz, 38; Jay Leno, 62; Ann-Margret, 71.

Happy Birthday: Share your feelings. It's up to you to let the people around you know how you feel and what you are and are not willing to do. Experience can help you now. Rely on those who have taught you the hard knocks of life first hand to help you avoid making similar mistakes all over again. Your numbers are 9, 14, 19, 25, 32, 36, 47.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Do something that makes you feel good about your looks or talents. Questioning your current direction will help you fine-tune what you want to do in the future. Visiting someone special will bring about a life-altering change. 2 stars

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Think big when it comes to altering your surroundings. A change will inspire you to do more. Face responsibilities head-on and you will impress someone in a position to help you get ahead. Embrace whatever change comes your way. 4 stars

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): No excuse will be acceptable if you don't fulfill a promise you made. An argument over something that cannot be changed will be a waste of time. Focus on the present and what needs to be taken care of immediately. 3 stars

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Impulsive responses to comments made by others will come back to haunt you. Focus on old friends, reunions and reconnecting. Mixing past and present will bring back memories and inspire you to complete something you left unfinished. 3 stars

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Rethink an idea if it seems too costly. Share your plans with creative people and you'll find a solution. Love is in the stars, and taking part in events or activities that are conducive to romance will enrich your personal life. 3 stars

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Get moving and take in as much information as possible. Participate in events and activities that will help you nurture an idea or goal you want to achieve. Refuse to let a personal relationship stand in the way of success. 3 stars

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You have the moves and you're in the groove. Chat someone up and you will make a friend for life. Your insight, knowledge and classy attitude will put you in the spotlight. New connections will lead to fabulous adventures. 4 stars

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Size up the people you are dealing with. An opportunity is better than you anticipate and must be allowed to develop. Offer your services and you will end up being the one in charge. A partnership will help promote what you do best. 2 stars

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Make changes at home that will add to your comfort and popularity. A discussion with someone you have a personal or family connection to will help you weed out a problem before it causes too much trouble. An investment will pay off. 5 stars

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Go over your personal papers. Knowing where you stand financially will help you make important decisions regarding the changes you want to make personally and to your home. Renovations or a residential move will be cost-effective. 3 stars

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You deserve to take a break. Get out with friends, or do something that makes you happy or will boost your ego. A pick-me-up offer will lead to unusual discussions with someone you want to get to know better. Love is on the rise. 3 stars

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Take better care of your health. Protect your reputation, and avoid getting involved with anyone who is withholding personal information. Let experience guide you in the right direction. It's better to be safe than sorry. 5 stars

Birthday Baby: You have stamina, drive and discipline. You are cautious and reserved.
 
Horoscopes for 04/29/2012

CELEBRITIES BORN ON THIS DAY: Andre Agassi, 42; Uma Thurman, 42; Michelle Pfeiffer, 54; Jerry Seinfeld, 58.

Happy Birthday: Be careful how you handle personal partnerships. Not everyone will agree with what you want to do or pursue. Proceed secretively until you are able to perfect what you want to present. Preparation will be key to getting your way in the end. Emotional situations will stifle your plans. Your numbers are 2, 9, 20, 28, 37, 41, 48.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You can make your dreams come true if you instigate what you want to see happen. Socializing or visiting destinations that are foreign to you will spark your imagination, leading you in a direction that will change your personal life forever. 5 stars

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Handle family and friends cautiously. You don't want to upset someone who can disrupt your plans. Don't let emotions or ego cost you mentally, physically or financially. Focus on what's realistic and in the best interest of everyone involved. 2 stars

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Don't get angry; get moving. Clear up clutter and organize a garage sale. Get rid of things you no longer need. You are bound to meet someone interesting in the process if you share memories and stories about particular items. 4 stars

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Be cautious around someone who is acting impulsively. You don't want to be drawn into something that could end badly. Concentrate on your own projects and plans, where you can accomplish the most. Short trips will lead to important information. 3 stars

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Find a unique way to do things. Explore avenues that interest you. Communicate with people who can offer a different angle or approach to something you want to pursue. Indulging in love and romance will enrich your life. 3 stars

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Don't give in to someone putting demands on you. Take the lead role and follow your instinct. If you have to bend too far to please someone, rethink the connection you have with the person. Do what's best for you. 3 stars

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Your heart will lead you in the right direction. Avoid anyone who is demanding or dictating what you can or cannot do. Gravitate toward the person with whom you share the most in common and you'll find peace of mind and a lasting relationship. 4 stars

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Open up and share your dreams, hopes and wishes. Your vision will inspire someone who can contribute to your plans. A partnership is favored, as long as you share responsibilities equally. Don't give up too much for too little. 2 stars

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Keep your pursuits out in the open. Make changes at home that will facilitate and accommodate what you want to accomplish. A relationship with someone will flourish. Do your best to include this person in your plans. 5 stars

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Buying, selling or making changes to your current residence will bring good results. Investing in something you have to offer will lead to added income. Expand your interests, and enlist the help of family to reach your goals. 3 stars

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Stubbornness will work against you. Avoid anyone trying to dump added responsibilities on you when you already have enough to deal with. Put your own needs first. A little downtime with someone you love will ease your stress. 3 stars

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Avoid giving handouts you cannot afford. Collect old debts and secure your financial position. Taking control of your life and your future will send a message to anyone trying to take advantage of your generosity. Don't hesitate to say no. 3 stars

Birthday Baby: You are bold, brave, aggressive and astute. You are in control.
 
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Open up and share your dreams, hopes and wishes. Your vision will inspire someone who can contribute to your plans. A partnership is favored, as long as you share responsibilities equally. Don't give up too much for too little. 2 stars



all I get is 2 stars,,,,lol
 
Horoscopes for 04/30/2012

CELEBRITIES BORN ON THIS DAY: Dianna Agron, 26; Kirsten Dunst, 30; Kunal Nayyar, 31; Johnny Galecki, 37.

Happy Birthday: Look around you, be observant, monitor your pace and make your move. Get your papers in order and remove clutter from your life. Curb habits you have let take over and shake off any ill feelings you've been harboring. You must purify mentally, physically and emotionally to clear the way for success. Your numbers are 2, 9, 16, 20, 28, 33, 46.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Expand your prospects by networking with people who share your interests. Travel or take on a challenge that will provide you with adventure or cultural knowledge. Social gatherings will enhance your love life. You are overdue to make positive lifestyle changes. 5 stars

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Your family will be angry if you make changes without asking for approval. Avoid offending anyone in a position to influence your future. Excess, overvaluing your own opinion or underestimating a situation will be your downfall. 2 stars

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Make home improvements or take care of your personal needs. Love can be enhanced, but only if you strive for equality and prepare to compromise. A regimen that will help you achieve or maintain good health should be initiated. 4 stars

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don't misinterpret what someone is telling you or asking you to do. Limitations will prevail if you take the long route unnecessarily. Gauge your relationships carefully and revise or let go of connections that put too much pressure on you. 3 stars

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Think before making a decision or statement that may impose on an important relationship. Get involved in activities that will challenge you mentally or physically. You will see a situation much more clearly if you step back and review. 3 stars

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Visit a friend or get involved in an event that is conducive to meeting new people. Putting money into your home or investing in your skills will help you create a better life. A colleague or peer is likely to mislead you. 3 stars

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Do not spend money on luxury items. You cannot buy love and should not lend or borrow money or possessions. Concentrate on making improvements that will help you establish a better position with a healthier lifestyle. Love is on the rise. 4 stars

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You can make wise choices that will benefit you personally and professionally. A creative idea can prompt you to change, make a move or form a partnership that will allow you greater freedom to follow your dreams, hopes and wishes. 4 stars

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Slow the pace and consider the consequence of any move you make. Problems can be expected while traveling or dealing with people who have information you want. Strategy must be used in order to come out on top. 2 stars

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Deal with personal issues. Make sure the estates of elders are in order and that home and family matters are secure and assessable. Taking the initiative ahead of time will ease your stress. Don't stir up trouble by asking for help. 3 stars

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Problems involving friends, relatives or neighbors will spin out of control if you are too blatant about your feelings or too stubborn to compromise. Be reasonable and figure out how to please everyone while taking care of your needs. 3 stars

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Put in extra effort to avoid criticism and complaints. Keep busy and focus on goals that will help you get ahead professionally. Personal matters are likely to aggravate you and stand in the way of your success. 3 stars

Birthday Baby: You are a giver, a doer and a competitive individual. You are ambitious.
 
Bellboy said:
Horoscopes for 04/30/2012

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Think before making a decision or statement that may impose on an important relationship. Get involved in activities that will challenge you mentally or physically. You will see a situation much more clearly if you step back and review. 3 stars
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Ok this is definitely not a 5 star day ... is it even a 3? lol
 
Horoscopes for 05/01/2012

CELEBRITIES BORN ON THIS DAY: Julie Benz, 40; Wes Anderson, 43; Tim McGraw, 45; Judy Collins, 73.

Happy Birthday: Put your best foot forward. Embark on new ventures and participate in activities that interest you. Get involved in the lives of individuals who are much younger or older. The lessons you learn will help you maneuver into an excellent position that has plenty of room for growth and will bring you great satisfaction. Your numbers are 6, 17, 22, 27, 30, 34, 43.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Make personal changes that better suit your current situation. A conservative approach to business will help you secure your position. Put pressure on someone who could potentially ruin your plans if a contribution isn't made on time. 3 stars

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Mix business with pleasure. Showing your playful side will help build better relationships and ensure that you get the help you require when you need it. Orchestrate a face-to-face conversation if an important deal begins to teeter. 5 stars

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Emotions will be difficult to control, posing a personal problem. Listen to complaints and observe the situation before taking steps to rectify the problem. You aren't likely to get more than one chance, making your timing and choices crucial. 2 stars

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Do your best to follow through with your plans. Don't allow anyone to make you feel self-conscious about your capabilities. Rely on experience and the information you have gathered, and you will reach your destination. 4 stars

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Don't complain about your job or someone will think you aren't right for the position. You have to protect what you've got, not throw it all away. Hard work, dedication and showing interest will all contribute to a successful future. 3 stars

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You've got all the right moves, so don't hesitate to follow through with your plans. A lack of confidence is the only thing standing in your way. Share your thoughts and you will realize that you have something worthwhile to present. 3 stars

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Personal changes will be easier than anticipated if you sign up for a self-help course. Love is on the rise, and talking about your plans with your current partner or taking part in activities conducive to meeting someone new will pay off. 3 stars

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Concentrate on money matters and professional gains. Letting emotions get in the way of your advancement will lead to regrets in the future. You may have to work with someone you don't trust in order to get what you want. 4 stars

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Don't start something you cannot finish. A problem with relatives or friends will occur if you are too aggressive. Keeping an open mind and letting others voice an opinion will make it easier to get others to accept your ideas. 2 stars

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You can wheel and deal all you want. Someone is likely to make last-minute changes that will upset your plans. Spend more time securing your position by working on projects that don't require the help of others. Success will be your payback. 5 stars

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You'll have to put up with interference. Listen to what's being suggested and combine it with what you feel works for you. At the end of the day, accomplishing what you set out to do will be the bottom line. 3 stars

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don't let anger lead to a mistake you'll regret. Do what you can to reach your goals without being sidetracked by what others want you to do. Someone from your past will offer you an opportunity you cannot refuse. 3 stars

Birthday Baby: You are a perfectionist. You recognize quality and strive to do your best.
 
Horoscopes for 05/02/2012

CELEBRITIES BORN ON THIS DAY: Kyle Busch, 27; David Beckham, 37; Dwayne Johnson, 40; Christine Baranski, 60.

Happy Birthday: Put your skills to the test. Utilize your talents in a way they've never been used before. Diversification will give you a chance to separate yourself from the competition. Hard work, discipline and confidence will make an impression. Don't sell yourself short or shy away from an opportunity to make a move. Your numbers are 5, 12, 20, 24, 32, 37, 44.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Speak up, or you will limit your chance to get ahead. You have far more to offer than you realize. Take credit for your ideas and move along at your own pace. Show your leadership ability and you will excel. 3 stars

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Get involved in an activity that will challenge you to do your very best. You'll have the drive and determination to win. Competitors may try to intimidate you, but if you concentrate on what you need to do, you will be unstoppable. 5 stars

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Don't allow a personal situation to escalate into an unhealthy problem. Use your intelligence to get others to see things your way. A last-minute change will cost you if you aren't prepared to make an on-the-spot decision. 2 stars

CANCER (June 21-July 22): What you learn and the people you meet at gatherings will pay off. Share your ideas and you will attract interest in a project you'd like to pursue. Someone close to you will feel threatened by your desire to make new friends. 4 stars

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Relax, rest or take a short trip. A change of pace, direction or location will help you come to terms with a decision you need to make. Keeping things small and simple can bring you a higher return. 3 stars

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Separate work and personal issues, or you will have trouble with deadlines. A short business trip will help you resolve issues that have the potential to be costly. Your undivided attention will impress the people you are dealing with. 3 stars

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Go to the heart of the matter. Ask questions and find out what you have to do to keep the peace. Ignoring what's going on in your personal or financial affairs will make matters worse. Face the music and clear the air. 3 stars

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You'll attract partners and enjoy interactions with people who share your interests, but don't let it turn into a financial burden. You cannot pay for others or offer your services for free. Don't sell yourself short. Generosity doesn't pay the bills. 4 stars

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Don't hesitate to make a request if it will make you happy. Love is in the stars, and a commitment can be made. Stick close to home and avoid any situation that might cause a problem with rules, regulations or authority figures. 4 stars

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don't get stuck with responsibilities that aren't yours. Time spent at home or dealing with personal business matters will enhance your financial situation. A change at home will benefit you greatly. 5 stars

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Make a move or change your living arrangements. You can stabilize your financial situation if you stick to a budget or invest in something that can bring in extra cash. Improving your personal situation will benefit you professionally as well. 3 stars

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You'll have trouble convincing a partner to go along with your plans. Don't beat around the bush. State the facts and figures, as well as how you intend to handle the situation, and express an interest in discussing alternative plans. 3 stars

Birthday Baby: You are bold, aggressive and to the point. You stand behind your beliefs.
 
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You'll attract partners and enjoy interactions with people who share your interests, but don't let it turn into a financial burden. You cannot pay for others or offer your services for free. Don't sell yourself short. Generosity doesn't pay the bills. 4 stars



does this mean I am a cheap hooker,,,,lol
 
Horoscopes for 05/03/2012

CELEBRITIES BORN ON THIS DAY: Cheryl Burke, 28; Christina Hendricks, 37; Dule Hill, 37; Frankie Valli, 78.

Happy Birthday: Take charge instead of letting others push you around. The way your future unfolds will be based on how you deal with others. Lend a helping hand, organize your time creatively and don't be afraid to use pressure to get things moving at the pace you require to meet your deadlines. Your numbers are 4, 9, 13, 21, 35, 41, 47.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): A happier atmosphere will develop if you get to know your colleagues better. Forming an alliance with someone you feel has similar goals will help you bring about reforms that lead to greater efficiency and profits. 3 stars

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Volunteer to do something nice for someone and you will enhance your reputation. Research an area of interest and you will find a way to incorporate it into your plans. An old idea, look or trend can be brought back to life successfully. 3 stars

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Diversify, and you will come up with something special. Love is in the stars, and making romantic plans will pay off. A little extra attention to your home will result in added comfort and efficiency. Protect your assets and the people you love. 5 stars

CANCER (June 21-July 22): A change of plans may not suit you, but instead of making a scene, make whatever alterations are necessary and go about your business. Don't waste time trying to convince someone to do things your way. Give others freedom and space. 2 stars

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Protect your position, reputation and status. Not everyone will be supportive, and some may even try to make you look bad. You will overcome any opposition if you keep your story straight and live up to your promises. 4 stars

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Take the path that offers the most in return. Don't waste your time trying to win someone over who isn't interested in contributing to your cause. Check out new locations that will make you reconsider your options and your direction. 3 stars

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Share your feelings, and concentrate on relationships that are important to you. Make personal alterations that will add to your appeal and boost your confidence. The way you handle others will determine how far you advance. 3 stars

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Secrets will not help you get to the bottom of a situation that is causing you grief. You have to address issues head-on if you want to be able to move forward. Revenge and jealousy are a waste of time. Focus on success. 3 stars

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Network, socialize and interact with people who share your interests. A partnership you develop will enable you to further your ideas and plans. Both personal and professional changes can and should be put into play. 4 stars

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don't let anyone put demands on you or your time. You have to give your undivided attention to the projects and people who can benefit you most. Home improvements should be made that add to your comfort and improve your health. 2 stars

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don't agree to do things you don't want to do. Someone you love will help you recognize what you must do to stabilize your life. Change is required, but it doesn't have to cost you. Moderation is your ticket to advancement. 5 stars

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Disappointment is likely if you count on someone. Do whatever needs to be done and keep moving. Don't let anyone play emotional mind games with you. Do your best to pay off outstanding financial, emotional or physical debts. 3 stars

Birthday Baby: You are dependable and determined. You strive to be first and faultless.
 
Horoscopes for 05/04/2012

CELEBRITIES BORN ON THIS DAY: Lance Bass, 33; Will Arnett, 42; Ana Gasteyer, 45; Randy Travis, 53.

Happy Birthday: Being specific and having your paperwork in order will help you convince others to take part in your plan. Stick to what you know and avoid making last-minute changes. Discipline and stability will drive you to the finish line. Traveling and acquiring knowledge should be at the top of your to-do list. Your numbers are 2, 14, 18, 24, 35, 44, 47.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Love is on the rise. Discussing plans with your lover, a friend, relative or neighbor can rectify any problem before it has a chance to develop. Honesty, integrity and playing by the rules will lead to your success. 3 stars

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Pick up a hobby or get involved in a group or event that will help you expand your interests or your financial future. Don't let responsibilities limit you, but do engage in pursuits that can stabilize your personal life. 3 stars

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Take pride in what you do. Love is on the rise, and talking about the way you feel and what your intentions are will help you build a stronger relationship with someone special. A money deal must be handled carefully. 5 stars

CANCER (June 21-July 22): A change to one of your relationships will leave you wondering what happened. A secret you were keeping probably instigated the problem. Backtracking now will take ingenuity, honesty and sacrifice in order to keep the relationship equal. 2 stars

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Communication will be key when dealing with others. Your ability to tie things together and make sense out of something that may confuse others will help you win the support you need professionally and the love and affection you want personally. 4 stars

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Visit someone you respect or who can offer you knowledge, wisdom or food for thought. Expand your awareness and you'll discover a way to overcome an obstacle that has been holding you back. Don't let an emotional situation deter you. 3 stars

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Take charge when it comes to your personal relationships. Don't leave anything to chance and be sure to make your intentions clear. Love is in the stars, and you can enhance our lifestyle by making positive personal moves. Make a commitment. 3 stars

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Take care of pressing matters involving medical issues, institutions, government agencies or large corporations. A promise you fulfill will lead to a personal opportunity. Take on a project that will enhance your home and living arrangements. 3 stars

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You'll attract attention and make a difference in any organization or group to which you contribute. Love is in the stars, and discussing plans with someone special will bring positive results. A change at home will ease your stress. 4 stars

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Make positive changes to your home, but stick to your budget. Not everyone will be happy with your decisions, so you are best to get approval from neighbors or family before you move forward. Love is highlighted. 2 stars

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Size up your financial situation and find a way to decrease your debt. A relationship will help stabilize your personal life. A chance to make extra cash is apparent. Resurrect an old idea that you can refurbish to fit a growing need. 5 stars

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don't get hung up on trivial matters. Look at the big picture and decide where you fit in. Anger will stand in the way of your success. Refrain from saying something that will incriminate you. Let experience be your guide. 3 stars

Birthday Baby: You are charming, clever and calculating. You are precise and goal-oriented.
 
Horoscopes for 05/05/2012


CELEBRITIES BORN ON THIS DAY: Chris Brown, 23; Adele, 24; Henry Cavill, 29; Danielle Fishel, 31.

Happy Birthday: Discussing ideas with peers will help you gather the assistance you need to turn your plans into a reality. Your ability to be the driving force of any project will allow you to prove how responsible you are and how much you have to offer. Success is within reach. Your numbers are 7, 13, 15, 22, 31, 40, 43.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Communication is highlighted. Be open about whatever is on your mind. Share with your friends or lover. A decision regarding a partnership will help improve your lifestyle. A little extra will get you a whole lot in return. 3 stars

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Don't get down, get moving. Attend a social event. Take on extra responsibility and show everyone what you have to offer. You'll attract attention, and your efforts will lead to interesting opportunities that can enhance your personal life. 3 stars

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Focus on finances. Use your skills or find a service you can offer for a fee to boost your income. Don't sit back waiting for opportunities to come to you. Be the driving force and you will find a way to improve your lifestyle. 3 stars

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Opportunities will arise if you participate. Getting involved in a program or fundraiser, or even just helping someone in need, will give you the chance to meet someone who has something to offer in return. Taking action will pay off. 5 stars

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Think before you act. Emotional matters will develop with someone dear to your heart if you are insensitive. You can make changes, but before moving forward, get approval from the people who will be affected by your decision. 2 stars

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Concentrate on what you are doing. Broaden your options by getting involved in informative activities or events. Learning about different lifestyles will help you choose what's best for you. Start something new and you will prosper. 4 stars

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You'll be tempted to overspend. Don't try to buy someone's attention or donate to a cause you know little about. Impulsive spending will leave you short. Charity begins at home. You can make improvements without going over budget. 3 stars

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Make changes at home. Do the work and take the credit. A chance to enhance a partnership will also lead to greater financial stability. Sort out any matters you feel might pose a problem in the future, and move forward with your plans. 3 stars

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Share your ideas and don't be afraid to ask for help. You can cover a lot of ground if you roll up your shirtsleeves and head for the finish line. You will improve a relationship if you compromise. 3 stars

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Take on the bulk of the work instead of arguing over who is responsible for what. At the end of the day, it will be you everyone is indebted to for your stellar contribution. Your hands-on help will be rewarded. 4 stars

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Be careful what you say. Feelings will be hurt easily if you aren't discreet and sensitive. Overdoing it in any way will come back to haunt you. Stick to simple, moderate plans and you will avoid opposition. Make love, not war. 2 stars

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don't let anyone convince you to do something you don't want to do. You won't do a good job or be happy if you allow others to manipulate you. Invest time, effort and money in you and the projects you want to pursue. 5 stars

Birthday Baby: You are intense, reliable and relentless. You are a leader and a humanitarian.
 
Horoscopes for 05/06/2012


CELEBRITIES BORN ON THIS DAY: Gabourey Sidibe, 29; George Clooney, 51; Tom Bergeron, 57; Willie Mays, 81.

Happy Birthday: Keep things simple. Too much of anything will work against you. Don't make noise when action is what's required. You will learn the most if you experience first-hand what needs to be done to reach your destination. Roll up your shirtsleeves and make your dreams come true. Your numbers are 9, 12, 20, 27, 32, 39, 48.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Take a practical look at your current work situation and you will find a way to rectify any problem you have with the way things are going. You can improve your finances if you incorporate a second income based on something you enjoy doing. 3 stars

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Use your intuition to help you decipher what changes will help improve your relationships with others. You can pick up valuable information if you sign up for a course, attend a conference or research a topic of interest. 3 stars

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Take care of personal paperwork and avoid overindulgence. You have to set a pace you can live with and avoid taking on responsibilities that will put a damper on the activities or projects you want to pursue. 3 stars

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Have fun, or at least join in and participate in a function that will help you explore new interests or allow you to put your skills to good use. You will expand your circle of friends and enhance your relationship with someone special. 5 stars

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Curb your bad habits before you get into trouble. Not everyone will appreciate your fun-loving attitude. Take note of the people in your life who love you and who want the best for you. Make an effort to please the ones you love. 2 stars

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): A day trip or a visit with a friend or relative you don't see very often will spark an idea or plan that can sprout into something lucrative or stress-reducing. Invite someone who shares your interest to participate as an equal partner. 4 stars

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Don't make an impulsive move you cannot afford. Sticking to a budget will be the deciding factor when it comes to your success. Too much of anything will not pay off in the end. Put quality before quantity. 3 stars

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): An opportunity to share ideas with someone you think can contribute to your plan will pay off. A project that improves the environment you live in will help kick-start your creativity. You will be able to stabilize your financial situation. 3 stars

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You'll be anxious to get things done, but before you start, make sure you aren't underestimating what's required. Overconfidence in your own abilities or someone else's may hinder the outcome of your venture. Love is highlighted. 3 stars

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Reassess your strategy and you will come up with a plan that will help you get ahead professionally or personally. Your reputation will be enhanced if you offer suggestions based on past experience that lead to financial gains. 4 stars

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): A little goes a long way. Focus on love, entertainment and self-improvement, and you will bring about changes that will enhance your reputation. You don't have to spend a lot if you do what's required rather than paying for help. 2 stars

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Resurrect an idea and find a way to make it financially feasible. Connect with people you feel are the best at what they do and pull together a group that shares your vision and is prepared to contribute for a percentage. 5 stars

Birthday Baby: You are secretive, intense and persistent. You are headstrong and confident.
 
Horoscopes for 05/07/2012

CELEBRITIES BORN ON THIS DAY: Breckin Meyer, 38; Traci Lords, 44; Amy Heckerling, 58; Bill Kreutzmann, 66.

Happy Birthday: Consider your alternatives before you let anger prevail over smart problem solving. Things will fall into place if you are realistic and practical regarding what needs to be done and how you accomplish your goals. Don't leave anything to chance. This is not the year to live in a dream world. Your numbers are 5, 9, 16, 21, 24, 32, 45.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Emotional deception will lead to an overdue decision. Don't fear making an impulsive move if it will help you put distance between you and someone or something that has been causing a financial or legal problem. Love is highlighted. 5 stars

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): A carefree moment can lead to something out of the ordinary. Enjoy the moment, but don't overdo it. Balance will be necessary if you want to get the most out of an experience for the least amount of money, effort or debt. 3 stars

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Let your emotions lead the way. Don't become angry, but do express your likes and dislikes in order to get the results needed to move forward. A partnership can be your ticket to a better life or interesting new venture. 3 stars

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Focus on the task at hand. You won't win points talking about what you are supposed to do. Show a little enthusiasm and make an honest effort to outdo any competition you face. Embrace a challenge and make a good impression. 3 stars

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Make a last-minute change. A new perspective will lift your spirits and motivate you to engage in a pursuit that can alter your life. Don't sit back; let your experience and knowledge lead you to the winner's circle. 5 stars

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You will pick up valuable information from a seasoned colleague. You can push for what you want, but don't pressure someone or make demands that can lead to a lack of support or a falling-out with someone you need in your life. 2 stars

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Take control and make things happen. Partnerships will thrive if you communicate and formulate what you want to see transpire. Short trips will inspire you to make a promise that will dictate how you proceed. Love is in the stars. 4 stars

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You may not see eye-to-eye with someone you are in a relationship with. You can move forward if you are willing to compromise, making your everyday routine far more conducive to reaching your set goals. 3 stars

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Don't get angry. Be realistic and look at the statistics. Once you are fully aware of the consequences involved, you can make a move that will position you positively. Change is necessary and must not be put off. 3 stars

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Focus on what you can do to secure your home, family and financial situation. Investment purchases or sales will be your ticket to a better future. Don't let an emotional matter come between you and your destination. 3 stars

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Good fortune will be yours if you put your effort into a plan that encourages securing a better future by utilizing your skills in a more diverse manner. Socializing will lead to a connection with someone who will help stabilize your life. 4 stars

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Emotional blackmail is prevalent. Whether you are applying or receiving pressure, it is important not to continue down such a destructive path. A remembered experience will help you get back on track and avoid making the same mistake. 2 stars

Birthday Baby: You are persistent and never back down. You seek justice and fair play.
 
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