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You will not even need a
>calculator for this one.
Mathematics:
This comes from 2 math teachers with a
>combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
>It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out
>Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical
>viewpoint..it goes like this:
What
>Makes 100%?
What does it mean to
>give MORE than 100%?
>>
Ever wonder
>about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have
all
>been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
But what makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical
formula
>that might help you answer these questions:
If:
>A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
>
are represented as:
>
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16
>17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
>Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathamatical
certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close,
and
Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that
will
put you over the top.
Now you know why some people are where they are!
>
>calculator for this one.
Mathematics:
This comes from 2 math teachers with a
>combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
>It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out
>Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical
>viewpoint..it goes like this:
What
>Makes 100%?
What does it mean to
>give MORE than 100%?
>>
Ever wonder
>about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have
all
>been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
But what makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical
formula
>that might help you answer these questions:
If:
>A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
>
are represented as:
>
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16
>17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
>Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathamatical
certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close,
and
Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that
will
put you over the top.
Now you know why some people are where they are!
>